A middle-aged college professor becomes infatuated with a 14-year-old nymphet.

"Moi... Lolita" (English: "Me... Lolita") is a song by French singer Alizee, which was released as her debut single and the first from her debut album Gourmandises

Documentary following writer and broadcaster Stephen Smith on the trail of Vladimir Nabokov, the man behind the controversial novel, Lolita. The journey takes him from the shores of Lake Geneva to Nabokov’s childhood haunts in the Russian countryside near St Petersburg, to the New York streets and a road trip through small-town America. Along the way he meets fellow Nabokov admirer Martin Amis and pays a visit to Playboy’s literary editor who is publishing part of Nabokov’s last work.

Humbert Humbert, a divorced British professor of French literature, travels to small-town America for a teaching position.

Heallows himself to be swept into a relationship with Charlotte Haze, hiswidowed and sexually famished landlady, whom he marries in order thathe might pursue the womans 14-year-old flirtatious daughter, Lolita,with whom he has fallen hopelessly in love, but whose affections shallbe thwarted by a devious trickster named Clare Quilty.

"Late August, early September, the twentysomething characters of Mikhael Hers's Memory Lane come together in the Parisian suburb where they grew up. Some still live there, while others, like migrating birds, are drawn back by the inviting weather—or, like any good son or daughter, the whims and pains that afflict their parents.

AAA can't help the roadside emergency that is the JOHNSON FAMILY VACATION. Even the on-board navigation system has a meltdown on Nate Johnson and his family's cross-country trek to their annual family reunion/grudge match. Reluctantly along for the ride are Nate's wife, who's only in it for the kids; their rapper-wannabe son; their teenage daughter who's fashioned herself as the next Lolita; and their youngest, whose imaginary dog Nate just can't seem to keep track of. Can the Johnsons survive each other and all the obstacles the road throws at them to make it to Caruthersville, Missouri? Can they find Missouri?